As Drunk as a Boiled Owl!


Could you make a hole in another Pint ?

I'm now a strick teatotaller, I'm taking nothing between drinks.

Macintosh, a man disguised in liquor. of small virture, inclined to extravagance and Alcoholism.

He had Flickered up and Flinnered down, into a drug and drunkery addict, growing Megalomane of a loose past.

Skin the Goat Fitzharris ( The Invincible) "very nice wine" I wonder how they got the cat to sit on the bottle for so long.

I'd far sooner muddle through the hash of lentils in Europe, than meddle with Ireland's split little pea.


Jim at the piano in his Paris home.

Two writers of prose and the classic's, Decided to stop raising their glasses
Say's Ezra to Jim, Let's give up the Grog
And it may clear our minds of this terrible Fog.
So it was on January the 1st, the pledge they did take,
And all went well until Pound read Finnegans Wake.
You've CHEATED you fraud poor Ezra Roared,
This could only be written with a skin full on board.

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